That is all.

Psst. Hey, women. Your life can be completely fulfilled without having kids. I promise, it works. You don’t HAVE to spawn to be happy. Wanna know why men still think we’re all stupid and simple? Because you perpetuate the idea that your lives aren’t complete without having several screaming, useless children.

Get an awesome corporate job. Buy a suit, even. Get your OWN place to live, as opposed to expecting a man to support you (which, along with the babies thing, also sets feminism back several decades).

Get lives, women. Please.

If you’re not a full-time parent (with another parent being the breadwinner), and you’re not in school, GET A JOB, YOU LOW-LIFE, WORTHLESS WASTE OF SPACE.

I know getting out of bed, putting down the pipe and going to work is really, really, really hard, but just try. Taking orders at a fast food restaurant isn’t hard, even for you.

The world would be a much better place if people would just get a fucking job and stop living off of welfare that they don’t need. Excuse me, but the fact that you refuse to do anything for yourself does not entitle you to mine and other tax payers’ money.

Quit having welfare babies, get off the shit, and get a job.

Jesus Christ.

I’m getting out of this shit hole, druggie-infested country as soon as I can. But it’ll take awhile, since a lot of my pay check goes to white trash who’d rather have a bunch of kids as an excuse to get government money than just get a fucking job.

If you’re not willing to work, please, oh dear God please, eat a bullet. The world would be better without you.

I wonder if they secretly argue all the time, and don’t truly trust each other, and are really only together because they don’t want to be alone. If their relationship is constantly crumbling, if they constantly fear that the other will cheat, betray them or just up and leave. Too many relationships just seem…so fake. I know these many people can’t be that happy together all the time, like they make themselves out to be.

Why is it required in our society that you regularly have a significant other, or otherwise be labeled a loser, antisocial or weird? I for one know a few people who have been single for awhile, not because they’re ugly or antisocial, but because they’re happier being single. I envy their ability to be “alone” for as long as they have without feeling unfulfilled.

I think a lot of us could benefit if we were just single for awhile and enjoyed taking care of ourselves and our own needs.

“Shouldn’t need anyone, just scared of being alone.” – Anberlin.

I can’t be the perfect, air headed girlfriend who doesn’t have a problem in the world.  The one who doesn’t care what her boyfriend does as long as he says she’s pretty and pretends to give a damn. I can pretend to be her, surely. But I’d end up killing something from the stress. There are so many things I’d love to say, and I can’t. It’s rather funny that the things you’d love to say most in the world are the ones that people would prefer you always keep to yourself. Someday, I want to be in a relationship where I don’t have to concern myself with psychotic, jealous exes. Oh…wait. That’s impossible. Women are fucking insane.

(Insert obscure, meaningless phrase intended to make me look deep here)

I need a new job. This two hour shift bullshit is wearing on me. I see no reason to show up to work unless I’m working at least four hours. It’s not worth the gas money it takes to get out there. -__-

Speaking of new things, I need a new family. I need new friends. I need a new city to live in. I need a new life.

I’ve been fading into my usual summer state – an antisocial, apathetic hermit. I really have no desire to see anyone. I have no desire to do anything but work and play video games. I don’t have the energy to pretend that I care what people have to say to me.  No, I don’t want to go to the mall with you. No, I don’t want to go to the movie theatre. I don’t want to listen to your shitty music, I don’t want to talk about your problems – I have my own.

Okay, now I’m just ranting.

I feel like I should feel bad for not wanting to hang out with people anymore. Forgive me, but sitting around on your couch, listening to you talk about your life and how everyone is keeping you down doesn’t sound so great to me. I don’t want to be around your kid. I don’t want to pretend to listen to your life story. I want to play Final Fantasy until school starts up again – at least that has a purpose.

There are three, maybe four people I have any desire to see anymore. Everyone else just doesn’t seem worth the effort of going to see. I’m too moody and too antisocial to pretend to want to see anyone anymore.

“Open up my eager eyes, ’cause I’m Mr.Brightside.”

Hm…simply for the sake of saving our country from right-wing totalitarians, VOTE WITH YOUR BRAIN, NOT WITH YOUR BIBLE.

But while we’re on the topic, where exactly in the Bible does it say that Jesus Christ was a conservative? I’ve read almost all of the Bible in my lifetime (which most Christians haven’t), and I don’t recall reading a single passage where Jesus said that the rich should be given all of the breaks, or that you should despise and condemn someone for having beliefs that differ from your own, or that all things should remain at a political standstill. In fact, if you think about it, Christ rebelled against what most people of the time had always accepted as the norm or the status quo. He did not follow the religion that most people in his area followed (which is what a Republican would say you must do). He taught love and acceptance regardless of belief, economic status, or past actions.

Jesus ate with prostitutes, whom most people would throw out on the street, had disdain for money changers (capitalists), believed the rich should give money to the poor (not vise-versa), and preached that people should treat others as they wish to be treated. He rebelled against the stifling dogma of conservatives of the day, the Pharisees, and opposed their stoning sinners and quoting from Scripture.

Conservatives love to preach black-and-white views to fundamentalists who simply lack the ability to think critically.

Never once did Jesus say that the way into Heaven was to form a huge, successful business by walking on the backs of honest workers and forcing them to work for wages they can’t even live on. Never once did Jesus say that hate-mongering was the way to his Father. Never once did Jesus say that condemning homosexuals and the poor was the way to be a good Christian.

I don’t know about you, but I believe that Jesus Christ would have voted for a politician who thought that a little less money should be spent on defense contractors and giving tax breaks to big businesses; and a little more should be spent on that single mother down the street who’s working a full-time job and just can’t make ends meet, or on important things like (gasp) education. Speaking of which, it’s kind of funny that people who work in the educational system tend to vote Democrat – they’re educated.

My point here is that Republicans should choose their own religious figurehead to use to manipulate the masses. Clearly, the Jesus of the Bible was much more of a fan of loving and helping others than he was of condemnation and giving all aid to the rich.

Did I remember to sleep in, take lots of pills, commit irreversible sins?

Did I, did I at least try to kiss the prettiest girl at the right time?

Did I remember to keep your beer as full as mine? Did I remember to say cheers?
Did I at least try to make sure everybody had a good time? Had the best time…

Did I remember to stay up late, drinking for the fun, singing for the taste?

Did I run outside to kiss the rain under electrical skies?

Did I remember to keep your beer as full as mine? Did I, did I remember to say cheers?
Did I, did I at least try to make sure everybody had a good time? Had the best time…

I’m dying tomorrow, in this house, on this street, Chicago.

I’m dying tomorrow.
Did I do it right?

1. Having a serious illness that requires you to be hospitalized most of the school year, such as cancer. You can’t blame people for being sick unless it’s from smoking or some such detrimental activity.

2. Being pregnant and missing enough time to where you have to make up a few credits. I GENERALLY don’t respect teen moms, but if you really want the kid and are GOING TO TAKE CARE OF IT, that’s fine. Miss a few months and try to make them up. If you can’t, there’s always summer school or spending one extra semester at school.

3. Having mental retardation so severe that you simply cannot learn. Obviously, being born retarded isn’t that person’s fault. We can’t expect them to keep up with regular kids if it’s severe enough.

These are NOT excuses:

Being too busy doing drugs.
Not wanting to get up in the morning.
Being too lazy to do the TINY amount of homework that public high school requires.
Preferring to spend your time with a guy/girl.
And the list goes on.
Passing public high school, on time, is not at all difficult. You barely have to do ANY work. All you really need to do is show up. Somehow, I refuse to believe that getting up in the morning, throwing clothes on and sitting in a fucking desk is hard. Most of the people I’ve seen drop out do so because they’re lazy and stupidly place more emphasis on getting high and spending time with their loser friends (who are most likely dropouts, too) than graduating. I don’t know if these people realize it, but if you don’t show that you have the simple intelligence required to pass high school, future employers are going to LAUGH IN YOUR FACE. And no, I don’t mean the manager at McDonald’s or a janitorial job. I mean like big boy jobs, you know, ones you can support yourself (and the three accidental children you’re destined to have) off of.

“Oh, but I’m being victimized! Everyone’s picking on me, wahhh”.
It’s not hard. Everyone has to do it. Everyone. No one’s picking on you, stop expecting people to believe that you’re so important that people are going out of their way to make things harder for you.

As opposed to justifying your own laziness and saying you dropped out because the teachers were assholes (of course they fucking are, get over it), or you had trouble getting up (quit staying out till four, then), stop being a lazy pussy and just do it. I assure you, simple math and english aren’t hard. Well, as long as you haven’t destroyed your brain with drugs.

Lastly, if you’re so fucking lazy that you can’t graduate or get a job, don’t have fierce integrity for everyone else. If you have a problem with something that someone else is doing, before you condemn them, stop and look at yourself – a dropout, jobless, future-less fucking loser. If you can’t perform those simple tasks, don’t expect ANYONE to take you seriously. You’re nothing.