abra KADAVER

Got my hair colored again, and I trimmed it. I look like a beatnik. :O

If you’re white and skinny,

if your parents both have jobs and you live in a house/apartment in a suburban neighborhood,

if you’re in the middle-class,

if you attend a high school where most of the other students are ALSO white,

if you drive your mom’s car around, scoping out “bitches”, while really just blasting NWA out of the mediocre Dodge Neon speakers,

if you work a part-time job at Hollywood Video,

if you lost your virginity to a white trash skank and have only had sex twice, but brag to all your “homies” about how much vag you’ve gotten,

if you’ve never shot/stabbed anyone or sold a drug that ISN’T weed,

if you live in COUNCIL BLUFFS, IOWA,

YOU’RE NOT A FUCKING GANGSTER.

You wear clothes that are five sizes too big for your skinny white ass, you hang out with five other retards and think smoking pot and listening to music you can’t even begin to relate to makes you a hard ass.

I honestly hope that all these fucking wiggers in Council Bluffs end up in the projects someday, and a REAL gangster rips their balls off.

If they even have balls.

I’m an old fuck. Junior in high school. Which is still young, but it feels so great to finally be an upperclassman. I wanna just run up and elbow a freshman in the throat, just because I can. More later.