abra KADAVER

When I saw that Slenderman was my new background…I jizzed.

That is all.

Hey. Hey. Hey, women. You can be happy without having seven demon spawn. You can have a successful life working and supporting yourself, as opposed to living off of a man and having his babies.

Psst. Hey, women. Your life can be completely fulfilled without having kids. I promise, it works. You don’t HAVE to spawn to be happy. Wanna know why men still think we’re all stupid and simple? Because you perpetuate the idea that your lives aren’t complete without having several screaming, useless children.

Get an awesome corporate job. Buy a suit, even. Get your OWN place to live, as opposed to expecting a man to support you (which, along with the babies thing, also sets feminism back several decades).

Get lives, women. Please.

I have a huge problem with people who are old enough to work full time, aren’t in school, and don’t work.

If you’re not a full-time parent (with another parent being the breadwinner), and you’re not in school, GET A JOB, YOU LOW-LIFE, WORTHLESS WASTE OF SPACE.

I know getting out of bed, putting down the pipe and going to work is really, really, really hard, but just try. Taking orders at a fast food restaurant isn’t hard, even for you.

The world would be a much better place if people would just get a fucking job and stop living off of welfare that they don’t need. Excuse me, but the fact that you refuse to do anything for yourself does not entitle you to mine and other tax payers’ money.

Quit having welfare babies, get off the shit, and get a job.

Jesus Christ.

I’m getting out of this shit hole, druggie-infested country as soon as I can. But it’ll take awhile, since a lot of my pay check goes to white trash who’d rather have a bunch of kids as an excuse to get government money than just get a fucking job.

If you’re not willing to work, please, oh dear God please, eat a bullet. The world would be better without you.

I’ve always wondered if the relationships of the people I know are really as perfect as they make them out to be on Facebook. If they really get along all the time and are each others’ best friends, and want to be together for the sake of being with each other out of anyone else in the world. If they really love each other as much as they say in their updates and profile descriptions. If they always look the way they do in their profile pictures: smiling, laughing, apparently overjoyed to be together.

I wonder if they secretly argue all the time, and don’t truly trust each other, and are really only together because they don’t want to be alone. If their relationship is constantly crumbling, if they constantly fear that the other will cheat, betray them or just up and leave. Too many relationships just seem…so fake. I know these many people can’t be that happy together all the time, like they make themselves out to be.

Why is it required in our society that you regularly have a significant other, or otherwise be labeled a loser, antisocial or weird? I for one know a few people who have been single for awhile, not because they’re ugly or antisocial, but because they’re happier being single. I envy their ability to be “alone” for as long as they have without feeling unfulfilled.

I think a lot of us could benefit if we were just single for awhile and enjoyed taking care of ourselves and our own needs.

“Shouldn’t need anyone, just scared of being alone.” – Anberlin.

This is really the only thing that keeps me entertained anymore.