abra KADAVER

There are a few excuses not to graduate on time:

1. Having a serious illness that requires you to be hospitalized most of the school year, such as cancer. You can’t blame people for being sick unless it’s from smoking or some such detrimental activity.

2. Being pregnant and missing enough time to where you have to make up a few credits. I GENERALLY don’t respect teen moms, but if you really want the kid and are GOING TO TAKE CARE OF IT, that’s fine. Miss a few months and try to make them up. If you can’t, there’s always summer school or spending one extra semester at school.

3. Having mental retardation so severe that you simply cannot learn. Obviously, being born retarded isn’t that person’s fault. We can’t expect them to keep up with regular kids if it’s severe enough.

These are NOT excuses:

Being too busy doing drugs.
Not wanting to get up in the morning.
Being too lazy to do the TINY amount of homework that public high school requires.
Preferring to spend your time with a guy/girl.
And the list goes on.
Passing public high school, on time, is not at all difficult. You barely have to do ANY work. All you really need to do is show up. Somehow, I refuse to believe that getting up in the morning, throwing clothes on and sitting in a fucking desk is hard. Most of the people I’ve seen drop out do so because they’re lazy and stupidly place more emphasis on getting high and spending time with their loser friends (who are most likely dropouts, too) than graduating. I don’t know if these people realize it, but if you don’t show that you have the simple intelligence required to pass high school, future employers are going to LAUGH IN YOUR FACE. And no, I don’t mean the manager at McDonald’s or a janitorial job. I mean like big boy jobs, you know, ones you can support yourself (and the three accidental children you’re destined to have) off of.

“Oh, but I’m being victimized! Everyone’s picking on me, wahhh”.
It’s not hard. Everyone has to do it. Everyone. No one’s picking on you, stop expecting people to believe that you’re so important that people are going out of their way to make things harder for you.

As opposed to justifying your own laziness and saying you dropped out because the teachers were assholes (of course they fucking are, get over it), or you had trouble getting up (quit staying out till four, then), stop being a lazy pussy and just do it. I assure you, simple math and english aren’t hard. Well, as long as you haven’t destroyed your brain with drugs.

Lastly, if you’re so fucking lazy that you can’t graduate or get a job, don’t have fierce integrity for everyone else. If you have a problem with something that someone else is doing, before you condemn them, stop and look at yourself – a dropout, jobless, future-less fucking loser. If you can’t perform those simple tasks, don’t expect ANYONE to take you seriously. You’re nothing.