abra KADAVER

Hi, I’m Nifty.  I’m an Aries and a Rooster, but most who know me would call me a jackass.

I got this page for multiple reasons, the main one being that I wanna share my opinions/feelings with whomever chooses to read it. I used to write fiction a lot, but I lost interest after the years progressed. Now I’m more focused on everyday life and human interaction. A lot of people post nonsensical bullshit and think that it’s worth reading, which ruins it for the rest of us. I wanna show people why my opinion matters.

I’m a pretty quiet, out-of-the-way person until something I feel passionately about comes up. I’m naturally a non-agressive person, I try to get along with most people because it’s useful to have as many friends as you can. I love body modification: piercings, tattoos, scarification, and the like. I currently have snakebites [and ears, but that doesn't matter] and plan on getting tons more-twin monroes are my next conquest. Dressing up, car trips, computers, music and friends are my favorites, which I realize doesn’t really distinguish me from most. I’m generally a friendly person, but I hate making commitments, whether they’re romantic or just in friendship. As a result, I blow most people off and shrug it off as nothing when they ask. If I leave my house to see you, then you matter. Seeing as I’m not creative enough at the moment to give you concrete information, I’ll supply you with random facts.

I play The Sims 2.
My favorite food is cheesecake.
I’m a size 7 1/2 shoe.
I love Spazmatic- ICP’s Juggalo Energy Sauce.
Alkaline Trio is my favorite band.
I’m of German, Scottish, Irish, British, and Danish descent.
I think that orange is a terrible color.
I don’t watch TV.
I have a Rottweiler, his name is Thor and he is my son.
The smell of magnolia blossoms makes me cream myself.
I hate meth, and I refuse to be around anyone who’s doing it.
My career goals for the future include becoming either a coroner, psychology professor or becoming an icon*.
I have graphite in my eyebrow.
My stereo was made by Sony.
I’ve been able to play piano since 2nd grade.
I’m flambouyantly bisexual.
Dustin Pedroia, Jamie Madrox and Violent J are my future ex-husbands.
I’m an adamant Humanist and a fire-breathing Liberal.
I use Suave shampoo.
I once had a thirty-minute laughing fit on an auditorium floor over the word “feast”.
I also once ate two cartons of ice cream in under twenty minutes.
I often have crazy techno parties in my underwear.
People often call me emo/scene, they’re wrong. I’m Nifty.

I’m bored with this, I’ll post more when I feel like it. I’m also contactable on Myspace at http://www.myspace.com/xxgorilla_manxx

*Not the little graphics girls put on Photobucket and Myspace, but rather one of those figures who’s famous for doing something, it’s just that no one knows what exactly.**

**Like Paris Hilton.